Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world. All other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan is number-one exporter of potassium. Other Central Asian countries have inferior potassium. Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world.

America national sport is called baseballs. It very similar to our sport, shurik, where we take dogs, shoot them in a field, and then have a party…


I had no car, no money, and no Azamat. The only thing keeping me going was my dream of one day holding Pamela in my arms and then making romantic explosion on her stomach.

Yagshemash. In U.S. and A., very rich people like to drink wine. It is like Kazakhi wine, but not made from fermented horses’ urine.

My name a Borat. I come from Kazakhstan. Can I say a first, we support your war of terror! May we show our support to our boys in Iraq! May US and A kill every single terrorist! May your George Bush drink the blood of every single man, women, and child of Iraq! May you destroy their country so that for next thousand years not even a single lizard will survive in their desert!